Meh... Alliance on my server reading my blog. Not sure how I feel about that. On the one hand, thanks for the kind words Adamantite. OTOH...
If you are a member of Symphony of Blades or Smashbunny, Ima gonna off myself.
SoB (horde translation: Motherf$ck&rs) issa ganking guild. The other night they were camping the ghostfish daily fishing site. And one of their druids pulled an interesting trick.
He flew up to where I was sitting on my flying mount and dismounted me with typhoon.
I am dying to try this with blastwave... but honestly cant make room in my fire raiding build to take the talent.
So... went to see Star Trek with Kimmu-sempai.
And I came outta the movie with two sad realizations. First, that it was an excellent and enjoyable movie even tho the plot made absolutely no sense. At all. And second... I hate trekkies.
I pointed this out to Kimmu and she told me not to call them trekkies... it's rude.
So apparently I hate trekkers instead. Nice to be corrected. Wouldn't want to offend em, or anything. Just hate em.
Now I gotta lotta problems with star trek. Mostly... it makes no goddamn sense. I mean... don't these people have anything better to do? A space going battleship that can be crewed in battle by ONE man? What the hell is the rest of the crew for?
A star goin nova, so they send a bazillion year old vulcan, ALONE, to fix it?
And since when have romulans been this butch? I mean... I'm watchin one dangling Kirk by his neck, and I'm thinking... I know trekkies... sorry, trekkers... dont know crap about human anatomy... but the neck is not the human version of a coffee cup handle.
And second, is there a single race out there that humans can beat in wrestling? I mean... why the hell does everything have to be so much more physically capable than humans?
How exactly did he figure out where/when spock was gonna pop outta the time portal? Did he just hang around waiting for the lightning storm inna fixed region for 25 years and hope not to get noticed?
How does a captain promote someone who isn't even a part of their military at that point to second in command?
Why didn't the romulans just go to romulus and turn that ubership and all that uber tech over to their home planet?
Look. Its like this. Star Trek isn't science fiction. All we can hope for issa good story and some reasonable level of internal consistancy. JJ Abrams pushed the action at a pace that would keep us from noticing how nothing was making sense. So... itsa good movie.
I used to game a bit. And one of my fav gaming buddies had a theory on role playing games... that kinda applies here. If the game is gonna be worth a damn... people can't know what game they're playing. So you start them off thinking they're playing something like D&D, and then turn it into Call of Cthulhu.
See... if they know the rules... they know how to win and how to cheat.
Great movies are a bit like that. Either you can't really see whats coming till the end... or the ending is so obvious and brutal, you can't accept that that's where it's going.
Why the hell give the romulans a back story? I mean really.. what does it add to the movie to know that they're avenging the death of romulus if they're doing it in such an idiotic way? And more importantly...
TIME TRAVEL IS STUPID.
I don't know. It just seems that something that had that much effort put into it shoulda had a plot that an eight year old couldn't punch holes in. Personally, I blame the trekkies. Er... trekkers.
And I'm still not sure how I feel about Vulcans with perpetual 3 o'clock shadow...
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you forgot about the absents of an explanation of what the hell "Red Matter" is and were it comes from? Also if they only need a little bit to blow up Vulcan why is Spook flying around with the mother load of the shit? What exactly was he going to do with the "Red Matter" and the nova? Create a black hole and send the Nova back 150 years to destroy the past?
*absences
Yeah that kinda falls into the whole... "why is a bazillion year old vulcan doin this job?" category.
And personally, I rather appreciate that they didn't try to explain red matter. I mean... what are the odds that the explaination will make anything approaching sense?
Never forget the mitoclorian disaster from star wars...
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