Tuesday, July 31, 2007

One for the ladies...

Or at least this mysterious TJ person everyone seems scared of...



The Warlock Manifesto!

-by Richard (of LFGcomic fame... http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/62)


I find this constant discrimination against my kind rather offensive.
It is time... for a change.

I say to you today, my friends, that even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream.

I have a dream that one day warlocks will rise up and cast off the shackles of oppression.

I have a dream that one day we will no longer be judged upon by how different we are from you.

I have a dream that one day we will be looked at, and labeled, simply, as 'friend'.

I have a dream that one day, when all this occurs, that we will take advantage of suprise and slaughter as many of you as possible.

I have a dream that one day there will be no structure left standing, no man or woman un-decapitated and no babies left undevoured.

I have a dream, that none of you are spared from the horrors of our rule.
FREE AT LAST! YOU'RE ALL DEAD, BUT WE'RE FREE AT LAST!

p.s. Goin into hiding for a while... The demented dwarf over at BRK linked to me... Hunter's Mark goes away after 2 min, but I've no idea how long ya gotta hide from a link by a guy with his own merchandise. Thankfully, a source in his organization has been supplying me with inside information so I can avoid the dwarf-hunt. Yep... once it becomes common knowledge that you have 375 cooking skill and tons of fish, you get all kinda friends in the hunter sidekick community.

2 comments:

Spoon said...

Nope, totally stalking you. Good luck evading the BRK curse. ;)

TJ said...

Scared?

Of little old me?

Naaaaah!

/polishes halo