Tuesday, July 31, 2007

One for the ladies...

Or at least this mysterious TJ person everyone seems scared of...

The Warlock Manifesto!

-by Richard (of LFGcomic fame... http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/62)

I find this constant discrimination against my kind rather offensive.
It is time... for a change.

I say to you today, my friends, that even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream.

I have a dream that one day warlocks will rise up and cast off the shackles of oppression.

I have a dream that one day we will no longer be judged upon by how different we are from you.

I have a dream that one day we will be looked at, and labeled, simply, as 'friend'.

I have a dream that one day, when all this occurs, that we will take advantage of suprise and slaughter as many of you as possible.

I have a dream that one day there will be no structure left standing, no man or woman un-decapitated and no babies left undevoured.

I have a dream, that none of you are spared from the horrors of our rule.

p.s. Goin into hiding for a while... The demented dwarf over at BRK linked to me... Hunter's Mark goes away after 2 min, but I've no idea how long ya gotta hide from a link by a guy with his own merchandise. Thankfully, a source in his organization has been supplying me with inside information so I can avoid the dwarf-hunt. Yep... once it becomes common knowledge that you have 375 cooking skill and tons of fish, you get all kinda friends in the hunter sidekick community.


Spoon said...

Nope, totally stalking you. Good luck evading the BRK curse. ;)

TJ said...


Of little old me?


/polishes halo