I was chatting with Melvin yesterday... he begins with:
"I have a Melvin story for your blog!"
"I was doin quests in Icecrown, and I landed on the wrong ship... and got killed!"
... ok... um... but you're a pally... why not jump off and bubble before you land?
"Oh, you can do that?"
I had to explain to him that that wasn't quite a Melvin story. My gentle readers are connoisseurs of silly, and that was about just gettin stupid. See... we all get stupid. We don't all get Melvin.
There's this little horde quest up in borean tundra. At bogglesworth point, horde side, fizzcrank airstrip alliance side. Theres this vertical cave system with a buncha snobolds and magnataur in there. So, my first time through... its like 5 in the morning, and I'm 4 quests from done with the borean side of things. I get the quest.
"Blah blah, X is missing, blah blah, hes being held captive, go do something."
So I jump into the pit, see the boss, torch the boss, go back to base.
No complete. Dammit. Read quest again... "Find X"
Jump back in, find X. Talk to X, who's dead and floating. Get new quest, "held here by power of Y"
Great, go kill boss, go back to base. No complete.
Read quest again. "Y != boss"
Dammit... jump back into pit, look around, find a named snobold... kill him. Get complete. Read quest again... report back to X. Go to X.
"Thank you, I'm free! Take my body back to A (the original quest giver)."
Go back to base. No complete. Reread quest. "Loot my body below where I'm floating, and take back to A."
At this point I'm cursin up a storm. I jump back in, loot the body, fight my way out of the pit for the umpteenth time, get to base... turn in quest and I'm done. And wondering why, Horde side, we dont have to kill the damn boss at the bottom of the pit...
But this isn't Melvin. This is just bein stupid, at the end of a 12 hour gamin session. I explain this to Melvin.
"Well, what are you gonna write about in the blog then?"
I was thinking about telling them about your views on that mage fire talent hot streak. You know the one, after two crits, get a insta cast pyroblast...
"Oh yeah, great for pvp, terrible for raiding."
"Well, in pvp, if you get the chance to shoot someone in the back... this talent will proc. It's like it knows."
Um... isnt that cuz you pop combustion, so you're pretty much assured 2 crits in a row?
"Oh, yeah. Never thought of that."
But what about for raiding?
"Oh, all those instant pyroblasts make you run outta mana too fast. Better to just keep casting scorch and ignore the procs."
@Charles. Thanks for the advice. I'd read about that before... but lets face it... "ride yo 72 ass through terrain filled with level 80 elites, then try to kill yourself in the right place" is kinda a pain. However, you kinda inspired me to try it. And miracle of miracles... I got it done. Can't quite believe it myself.
As for the pvp side. I got a tip on that from another friend. Hit the wondervolt in Dal, then go to wintergrasp. Don't matter what level you are if your inna tank!
"How can you do it? Shoot innocent gnomes and dwarves?"
"Easy! Just don't lead em as much!"
AND! I was told (have yet to check out) that if you die in Wintergrasp, you can release to Dal. And so get the wondervolt again, and portal back in... I might try this tomorrow, last day for holiday...