Saturday, October 20, 2007

Dear Asshat....

To: Izzil
C/O: Northern Bloodline, Lightninghoof Server, Shadowburn Battlegroup

You may not recall how we first met. Let me refresh your memory...

While escorting a lower level guildie through Zeth'Gor, in Hellfire Pennisula, you two came across a wounded level 62 BE mage by the name of Majeure. Being a 70 NE hunter, and an asshat, (like most NE hunters) you two decided to kill her (me.)

I froze you two, and then ran for my life, in a chase that lasted through half of hellfire. I thought you had more important things to do, being one of those highly sought after 54/2/5 BM builds. I thought wrong.

Ah... what a time. Laughs all around my broken body. I hope you enjoyed it just as much when my 70 main, a REAL BM HUNTER, came calling a few minutes later.

Later, Majeure was able to visit terrible vengence on your little friend, and 3 of his buddies. But I always regretted not being able to express my admiration for the extreme skill and elan you showed while shooting a char 8 levels lower than you in the back.

Until today.

I don't know why you were in that lake, nor why only 4 level 63 fish were able to get you down to 60% health... but I knew you had a plan... a cunning plan...

I hope that pyroblast, and the following scorches didn't ruin yuir day. But just to let you know... I'm keeping an eye out for ya. And, in the future... well... Maj has 4 epics in the bank waiting for level 70. I'm not sure I'll need them to deal with you, but I have to admit, I laughed my wizard's hat off watching your body smoulder at the bottom of that lake. And, the world being such a sad place... I'll need cheering again.

Soon...

Yrs Truly,

Majeure. LEVEL 67 VINDICTIVE BITCH.

4 comments:

Aerislan said...

I can only hope you don't stereotype all NE hunter just because you stumbled across 1 asshole and his friends. I'm not condoning his actions, by any means, but there are some very decent NE hunters out there...but then again I play on a PvE server so it's not that big an issue...I apologize for my entire race for what happened, and gratz on exacting your revenge

Medelan said...

Hilarious, love your tales; and this sounded like fun - well done :)

Graham said...

Too freaking awesome.

Jesse said...

AWESOME. NELFs huntards are worse than goblins.