Is there something wrong with me?
There's this chick I know. No, not TJ I've never met her, as far as I know, although apparently we both live/work in D.C.
So... anytime I'm around a girl that only comes up to my knee, I'm careful not to make any sudden movements. And since so damn many chicks in D.C. are insanely short... well, one does start feeling confined...
No a diff chick. She wants to go see 30 Days of Night next weekend.
"Er... that's bad for me, Kimmu-sempai..."
"er... I can't tell ya, you'll get mad at me..."
"K... it's AV honor holiday..."
The problem... Kim is really cool. I wanna keep her happy.
Cuz she's got two doctorates, one in epidemiology, one in vet. medicine. And she works for the commerce department. She's the person you go to for an import/export license for biological agents.
And I have this dream of using Ebola in Arena. I figure that would take care of all those DAMN PALADINS! I haven't worked out the logistics yet... but Kim is central to my plans...