Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Lunch, Melvin and PvP

Had lunch with Melvin today. Melvin sucks as a lunch partner, cuz he never laughs at my jokes. So I told em to the waitress and had her rolling.

Melvin: "You're quite popular with the easily amused..."

It was my vanessa hudgens joke... I'm quite proud of it...

"So, on Britney Spears... did you ever think you'd see the day when Kevin Federline would be considered a more fit parent than, say, any other organic life form? I mean, Cannibal inbred radioactive mutants are higher on my list..."

waitress: "If people would stop paying attention to her, she'd calm down and go away!"

"yeah, but whats the fun in that? Then all we have on tv is sports and O.J. Simpson..."

Waitress: "well, there's always Paris, Nicole and Lohan..."

"They're old tho... not wearing underwear is awesome for 18 year old smokin hot chicks... for 40 year olds, it's just creepy... thank god for Vanessa Hudgens. Just turned 18, big time disney star, and already has nude pictures out! Hollywood knows us! She's being groomed for the next generation...

GIMME WHAT I NEED BABY V!"

Waitress loses it...

So was in skettis tryin to get my pots, gold and faction. See the escort... look around, no allies... start escort...

Stupid gnome mage flies up... waits for the 2 birdman mobs to spawn, starts a fireball...

k... neat snake trap trick. Snake traps don't generate aggro for the hunter. So you pop one on a non aoe type, it'll aggro the snakes and spend a few takin em out and leaving you alone...

So I had one birdy on snakes, other on cat, gnome starts a fireball... sic cat on mage, BW, pop trinkets, FD

Fireball gets voided by FD, mage starts AoEing, pulls birdy offa cat :) and I run while taggin him. Mage dead, birds die, I finish escort. BTW... I was hitting for 700 with normal autoshot :)

So I finish escort, and bandage on top of the platform... idiot mage rezzes below me, mounts his skyray, and flys straight up... right in front of me... at 50% health...

Arcane/auto/multi/auto/serpent

Dead in mid air.

Friends don't let friends try to gank hunters...

Speaking of ganking... here's a story noone who fails to understand WoW would ever get...

Melvin loves ganking. His fav tactic... strips off all equipment, then walk into gadget or booty bay, and just start murdering lowbies.

"So he gets naked in the game, right? And he goes on a killing spree! Is this sick or what?"

Anyway, I was asked for my new season TV show reviews... its posted here...

3 comments:

Sonvar said...

At least if does that in bb or gadget the guards eventually come for him. The strat I hate that I keep seeing happening more and more is people standing on the walls in Area 52 ganking people from there since they don't aggro the guards. The one that really irritates me though is people sapping you in the middle of those towns as I personally feel it should aggro the guards in the town as you are technically making an offensive action.

Dagashai said...

They fixing that sap trick in 2.3, reportedly...

And I'm in the live and let live category of pvp... fun is when people mess with me, not when i mow down low levels who never had a chance...

I'm a vindictive sonafa, oh yes I am...

howardchua said...

great blog so far, really funny and a great read!

i have to ask does your friend melvin have a blog?